By now we all know how Lalu Prasad Yadav made a fool of himself when he said that all the exit polls in Uttar Pradesh elections (2017) that were predicting a victory for the Bharatiya Janata Party (BJP) were wrong and come the D-Day, the so-called 56" chest of Prime Minister Narendra Modi would shrink into a chest the size of 33".

Nitish Kumar, our beloved Chief Minister, loved by the entire anti-Modi camp like Lalu, Mamata, Mulayam et al, is once again on a 'Yatra', this time dubbed as 'Nishchay Yatra', to take yet another tour of Bihar supposedly to seek feedback on what many have described as 'Tughlaqi Farman' – his decision to go dry in the state.

After decades of social, political, economical, moral, and educational downfall that has turned the state of Bihar into a global laughing stock, the state government has finally discovered the miracle drug that is certain to cure all these problems and turn Bihar into a Shangri-La – a place where no crime takes place; education standard is above national average, roads are like 'Hema Malini ka Gaal', leaders are morally equal to Lord Buddha, and corruption is a word that only exists in dictionaries.

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