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Reporting or a Hit Job?
He Hasn't Said It but He Might as Well Have…
Things Donald Trump, the tantrum-throwing Twitter-in-Chief of the once great nation of the United States, would say on different topics of the day:
Ghost of Twitter Exposes Trump of his Hypocrisy
By now, the whole world knows that US President Donald J Trump on April 6, 2017 ordered an air assault on the diabolical Bashar al-Assad-led Syrian regime after the 'Leader of the Free World' saw heart-rending images of innocent children slaughtered by the Syrian government by the use of chemical weapon a few days ago.
Donald Trump, Arvind Kejriwal Made from the Same Fabric
US President Donald Trump has found his match across the big pond thousands of miles away at India's capital city of Delhi. Mr. Trump, meet Mr. Arvind Kejriwal, the Chief Minister of Delhi.
Who Says We Lost because We Sucked?
Mulayam Singh Yadav and his son Akhilesh Yadav.
By now we all know how Lalu Prasad Yadav made a fool of himself when he said that all the exit polls in Uttar Pradesh elections (2017) that were predicting a victory for the Bharatiya Janata Party (BJP) were wrong and come the D-Day, the so-called 56" chest of Prime Minister Narendra Modi would shrink into a chest the size of 33".
Chief Minister or Campaigner-in-Chief?
Nitish Kumar, our beloved Chief Minister, loved by the entire anti-Modi camp like Lalu, Mamata, Mulayam et al, is once again on a 'Yatra', this time dubbed as 'Nishchay Yatra', to take yet another tour of Bihar supposedly to seek feedback on what many have described as 'Tughlaqi Farman' – his decision to go dry in the state.
Government Discovers Cure for All Diseases
After decades of social, political, economical, moral, and educational downfall that has turned the state of Bihar into a global laughing stock, the state government has finally discovered the miracle drug that is certain to cure all these problems and turn Bihar into a Shangri-La – a place where no crime takes place; education standard is above national average, roads are like 'Hema Malini ka Gaal', leaders are morally equal to Lord Buddha, and corruption is a word that only exists in dictionaries.
Let Big B do Some Hard Time in a Federal Pen!
It's about damn time superstar Amitabh Bachchan is taught a lesson! Who the hell does he think he is – a king? I say slap a fine of at least Rs. 100 crore on him and send him to hard labor in a federal penitentiary for a minimum of 20 years without any chance of parole.
Asaduddin OwaISIS - Dangerous for India
All India Majlis-e-Ittehadul Muslimeen (AIMIM) leader Asaduddin Owaisi, a Osama bin Laden disciple enjoying the freedom granted to him by a very generous and secular Indian constitution, is in news again and once again not for the right reasons.
Shatrughan Sinha – Perks over Principles
JD-U leader Nitish Kumar with BJP MP Shatrughan Sinha.
Sinha Saheb is not very happy with his own party these days. You may ask: "So? Of course he is mad and it's not exactly breaking news. Tell us something that we don't know already." Yes, I expected that reaction. The ongoing feud between the man who calls himself to be an ordinary 'soldier of the party' and the party that he belongs is getting ridiculous by the day.
