To keep up with what's happening in Bihar, I, like many others, subscribe to Google News allowing them to litter my inbox with the same news published on different websites with slightly different headlines.
By now, the whole world knows that US President Donald J Trump on April 6, 2017 ordered an air assault on the diabolical Bashar al-Assad-led Syrian regime after the 'Leader of the Free World' saw heart-rending images of innocent children slaughtered by the Syrian government by the use of chemical weapon a few days ago.
By now we all know how Lalu Prasad Yadav made a fool of himself when he said that all the exit polls in Uttar Pradesh elections (2017) that were predicting a victory for the Bharatiya Janata Party (BJP) were wrong and come the D-Day, the so-called 56" chest of Prime Minister Narendra Modi would shrink into a chest the size of 33".
Nitish Kumar, our beloved Chief Minister, loved by the entire anti-Modi camp like Lalu, Mamata, Mulayam et al, is once again on a 'Yatra', this time dubbed as 'Nishchay Yatra', to take yet another tour of Bihar supposedly to seek feedback on what many have described as 'Tughlaqi Farman' – his decision to go dry in the state.
After decades of social, political, economical, moral, and educational downfall that has turned the state of Bihar into a global laughing stock, the state government has finally discovered the miracle drug that is certain to cure all these problems and turn Bihar into a Shangri-La – a place where no crime takes place; education standard is above national average, roads are like 'Hema Malini ka Gaal', leaders are morally equal to Lord Buddha, and corruption is a word that only exists in dictionaries.
Sinha Saheb is not very happy with his own party these days. You may ask: "So? Of course he is mad and it's not exactly breaking news. Tell us something that we don't know already." Yes, I expected that reaction. The ongoing feud between the man who calls himself to be an ordinary 'soldier of the party' and the party that he belongs is getting ridiculous by the day.