It's about damn time superstar Amitabh Bachchan is taught a lesson! Who the hell does he think he is – a king? I say slap a fine of at least Rs. 100 crore on him and send him to hard labor in a federal penitentiary for a minimum of 20 years without any chance of parole.
Why you ask? Why not? After all Mr. Superstar sang the Indian National Anthem in 1 minute 22 seconds instead of the 'government mandated 52 seconds' at the opening of the India-Pakistan T20 Cricket Match in Kolkata last Saturday in which India beat its arch rival Pakistan by four wickets with nearly five overs yet to be bowled. (Watch the video on YouTube here).
Yup, you heard it right! Mr. I-can-get-away-with-anything took 30 extra seconds to finish his rendition of the song written by the Gurudeo himself! Oh, the horrors! How dare he? How could he? Unpatriot! Enemy of the nation! Throw the book at him, I say!
A PR firm called Ulhas (that nobody knew about it until now) on Monday filed a complaint against Big B with Ashok Nagar Police Station in New Delhi for singing the National Anthem incorrectly, Times of India reported.
So there you have it my fellow Indians. Punish Bachchan for taking too much time to sing the National Anthem. After all we all know in India, every second matters; trains are never late, and ministers are always present in the Assembly and MPs show up on time in the Parliament.
Meanwhile, allow 'patriots' like Kanhaiya Kumar and Umar Khalid and Anirban Bhattacharya to be compared to Shaheed Bhagat Singh because they are secular and are anarchists – a great combination for a modern India.BLOG COMMENTS POWERED BY DISQUS